Hey White Sox marketing, be better!


Remember as a kid when you thought mixing two things that were great would make them even better? I once mixed Fruit Loops with red Kool-aid thinking it would be the best thing in the world but it just turned out to be a soupy bowl of diabetes. 

On paper this should've worked. I love the White Sox. I love the Barden Bellas but somehow I hate this. I hate this so much. I think it comes down to the "all about the k's, no trouble" line. That song sucks. Cheese-ball City. Take that away and you might have a decent poster.

P.s.- I can't wait for baseball season and I can't wait for Pitch Perfect 2. In all likelihood I'm going to be massively dissapointed with both.  

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