Bolognas One Direction resume.
As you may have heard Zayn has left One Direction. What does that mean? Fuck if I know, What I do know is that this is the perfect opportunity for 1D to go from a boy band to a MAN BAND. So without further ado I submit my resume to become a One Direction member. Objective: To be one of the blokes. Do you guys use the term blokes? I watch a lot of English football (soccer) and used to listen to The Streets a lot so I'm pretty familiar with the slang. Already that seems like a plus but I'll go on. Musical Skills: Proficient in all 3 Rock Band and Rock Band 2 instruments (Drums, guitar and vocals) on hard level. Not so great on expert but I wouldn't exactly call you guys expert singers either right? Good yes. Expert? Nah. Ain't nobody got time for dat! I watched season 1 of The Voice and learned a lot about what it takes to impress the Maroon 5 guy and how to talk to Carson Daly I can play 1 Dashboard Confessional, 1 Weezer, and .5 Alkaline Trio songs on...