Let's blame our man boobs on hoppy beer and not everything else.

 Fox News -"It might seem manly to drink beer, but a chemical found in hops might be the cause of some very feminine attributes. Hops, which gives beer its flavor, are female flowers of the hop plant and contain high levels of phytoestrogen—a plant estrogen.According to research conducted by acclaimed herbalist and author Stephen Harrod Buhner, hops can also contribute to breast development in men and to a condition called “brewer’s droop”—or impotence brought on by heavy drinking. “[From] long-term exposure to the estrogenic properties of hops, [they] eventually have difficulty sustaining erection,” Buhner told Vice News.In his book, Sacred and Herbal Healing Beers, Buhner says that hops have long been used in herbal medicine to help treat things like insomnia and endometriosis, and ease symptoms of menopause.Men who drink lot of hoppy beer, like a strong India Pale Ale, may see some unwanted effects, like man boobs, premature aging, sluggishness, tooth decay, hair loss and a beer belly."




Devastating news to start the week. This Buhner asshole basically just told me there is no Santa Claus. Time to ditch the IPA's and switch back to the Coors Light super colds like in our college days boys. Fucking science ruining my week again. I'm starting to think those religious fundamentalist have a point " fuck your good for nothing science." Let's burn some labs to the ground.

On the flip side, looks like I figured out a way to lose my man tits. No more hoppy beer. Forget the whole "diet starts Monday" nonsense. I'll just ditch the craft beers and I'll be good. That's what I'm taking away from all of this. The hops caused my solid B cup boobies, Not my love for hot dogs, doughnuts, cake and pizza. Also not my hatred for exercising. None of that.


P.S.- I wouldn't be surprised if this Buhner clown was paid off or commissioned by the big box beer manufacturers. Those dudes hate that craft beers are taking a piece of the pie. They probably paid this guy to slander the good name of Craft Beer. CONSPIRACY!!!!!