Petes Bologna

Might as well cancel the 2015-2016 NFL season. Jay Cutler is getting his swole on. He is casually lifting weights as if they were 2 boom boxes and this was the 1980's. The rest of the NFL is pissing their pants. STAY WOKE NFC NORTH, CUTTY IS COMING FOR THAT ASS!!! Seriously though, has anyone ever looked so apathetic while working out? Cutler gets a lot of shit for his sideline demeanor. Both deservedly and undeservedly so.( Does that make sense? idk whatever.) But this truly is the face of someone that doesn't give a fuck. Abs or no abs, Cutty don't care. I love it. I gotta live my life the same way. No Abs. Don't care!!! P.S.- solid snapback/hair game by Cutty. Someone go check on K-Cav, she probably just got pregnant again.

Why the hell isn't it June 21st already? I know a lot of people have their doubts about if season 2 can live up to the hype that season 1 created but that teaser did exactly what its supposed to do. It teased me just enough. True Detective half-chub city, population: Bologna. I have a theory that Vince Vaughn does his best work when wearing a suit. Swingers, Wedding Crashers, small parts in Anchorman. All suited up Vaughn. Therefore this might turn out to be some Emmy award winning shit for the Buffalo Grove native. Combine that with the pornstache of Colin Farrell and Texas high school football legend Tim Riggins and no way this season can let me down. P.S- If someone told me I would have to name my first born child  HBO in order to get their programming I would do it. Wouldn't even run it by my wife. Even if it was just for Game of Thrones and True Detective. HBO is over here playing chess while every single other network is playing checkers.